The Suicide of Furry.

Once upon a time, a long time ago, there was a pissy god Known as Furry.

Why a god of such wrath and petulance was known as Furry is an even longer tale, one obscured in the mists of time.

But really it does not matter. Because you see, the important thing is that Furry was an ally of the petulant prom queen, Yultan. Now, you would expect Furry to have been an equal partner with his "friend" Yultan and Mordak, but this just was not true. The Twins would just wander around and tell the demon trained warrior, go kill someone, or I have a scam where we will rip off millions of dollars from other people.

But the only problem was that the mighty Valentine, did not approve of such things going on.

You see, Valentine was a jealous god. He felt that if anyone was going to scam anyone else, It should be HIM. So, he went to Furry while he was sleeping and whispered in his ear, "Hey man, Why don't you knock off those twins? Then you could kill me, and you would have all this glorious blood on your hands. Wouldn't that be cool."

And Furry said, in his sleep, "Mrrfffrfmmmrf"

Which Valentine figured was close to yes.

So Valentine left, off to talk to the other thread in this weave.

He met with his "neutral" "honest" "ally" Luminos. And he said to Luminos, "Hey man, how’s it hanging?"

And Luminos said, "Bright and Sparkly Dude."

And Valentine said, "That's cool. So I just made a cult of destruction. The Fire Orcs are probably now enjoying the rage that is the right of all good races."

And Luminos relied with, "That's cool. You know man, I love you"

"I Love you too!"

And so they engaged in a bout of fantastic friendship and all was hunky dory.

But in the mean time Furry was trying to find the Twins. You see, he was not very smart, so when he saw two men hugging, he naturally expected it to be Yultan and Mordak, who seem to hug one another more than is natural for any pair of twins. So, there Luminos and Valentine were, feeling the love, when Furry thought, "Ah, here is my chance to smite those who would use me."

So he ran up with his blade flying, only to chop into Luminos' back.

Ouch.

And so Luminos turned and said, "What the hell are you doing? What about my secret deal with you and the twins! Traitor."

And so it was the Valentine, who had slunk off like the craven coward that he is, Loved Luminos even more, for knowing that he was at least not quite the goody 2 shoes that he was always pretending to be.

And the fight was mighty and Furrious. And the two gods hacked and hewed, and then, right at the last second, Furry pulled the blow and did not destroy Luminos utterly.

And Valentine slunk off to the Hall of Feasts, hiding from the angry god.

But he did not sneak off alone, for he had the Mighty Big Weapon! And he hung with the Mighty Big Weapon in the Hall of Feast for quite some time, until Luminos, the "Honest" came along.

And Byron said to Luminos, "If you want this big thingy that would be worth STACKS of mana to me back, you have to promise not to kick me out of the Fire Orcs, cause they are such loving people that I would hate for them to be sad."

And Luminos said sure. But unfortunately he had apparently not quite recovered from a head shot during the battle with Furry, and so got confused, thinking that Byron WANTED him to kick Byron out of the Fire Orcs. And he wandered over to the map, and did just that.

Which kinda peeved Byron, and so he said, "Dammit! That sucks. I think that I will go and convince someone to kill themselves."

And Valentine went to the Hall Of Judgement and encountered Furry, who was sulky because he was not a very good God of War. Furry was sad because he could not even kill the right person, and his scam had gone well, but not so well that he felt any pride, and when he took away everyone's mana, no one even applauded him for it. And Valentine thought, "Ah here is a person who needs just a little push to go over the edge." So Valentine, being the Benefactor of Pain, gifted the wounded and heart-sore god a gentle, "I love you."

And in that moment Furry realized how he had really not had any friend, and how everything he had done was done for the wrong reasons. And he thus found his end in the Void.