Teenage Dilemma Story

     Stacy stared at Kate in astonishment. "No! I can't believe it!" The two girls were walking to their lockers before class started. Kate, Stacy's best friend, just broke the news to her that her boyfriend, Rob, was seen the other night with Jessica, the most popular girl in school. They were seen exiting the movie theatre, and the worst part was that he had his arm around her.
     "I can't believe it, I don't want to believe it!!!" cried Stacy. / Rob and Jessica were looking into each others' eyes and holding hands. "What am I going to do?" wailed Stacy.
     Kate said, "You could always do a Basic Instinct on him."
     "But that would involve the police and that could get me kicked out of school," / wailed Stacy.
     "That Rob!!" thought Stacy, "I could just kill him! In fact, I think I will!" But how was she to do it *and* still find a date for the prom?
     Stacy decided to get Jessica to kill Rob for her. Then Stanley, the football team captain would surely / stop mooning over Jessica and finally pay some attention to Kate. Stacy had been trying to get those two together for some time now. And the whole time, her own relationship was being destroyed by that shameless hussy, Jessica.
     Now it only remained to find some way to trick Jessica into murdering Rob. This shouldn't be too difficult since Jessica's brains were inversely proportional to / her breast size (Double D).
     "Jessica," Stacy said while they changed after gym. "Did you hear that Rob told that fat cow Lisa that he wanted to go to the prom with her because she's so much better looking than you?"
     "Like, no... like that totally, you know..." said Jessica in shock, "I'm like totally, just / going to, like, chainsaw that lamer," she managed.
     Stacy smiled, surprised at the speed with which her plan had worked. "There's a chainsaw in my Dad's tool shed," she said. "And, like, Jessica? Joey, the varsity quarterback, thinks girls / were put on this earth just to look at."
     "Omigod!" Jessica blurted back, "so he, like, hasn't had sex with Sarah yet?"
     Stacy nodded grimly. "I think he's gay or something, after all, Sarah is the biggest slut in school, and they've been going out for at least / 3 days. Can you believe it? Sarah's longest time without sex is, like, 60 hours or something."
     "Geez" said Jessica ... "as if."
     "By the way," said Stacy, "didn't Kate see you with my boyfriend Rob the other night, you backstabbing little whore?"
     "Me? You must be mistaken! It was probably my twin sister, Lori. She's the bad one, goes to West Beverly High."
     "That clears up everything!! I'm so sorry I suspected you!" said Stacy.
     "And you must be stupider than you look," said Jessica under her breath, smiling sweetly.